"USA great martial artist Chuck Norris Birthday Special"

Very Happy Birthday to actor and great martial artist Chuck Norris, who turns 84 on Sunday. He is also known as Carlos Ray Norris and was born on March 10, 1940, in America. Here are some jokes written by Chuck Norris, enjoy:

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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In the Beginning there was nothing ... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.”

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Jokes

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